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The Worst Policy
for amber waves of rusting guns
Created on 2004-06-04 11:34:37 (#3369061), last updated 2006-04-01
534 comments received, 272 comments posted
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264 Journal Entries, 1 Tag, 0 Memories, 0 Virtual Gifts, 3 Userpics
Basic Info| Name: | Crittle |
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| Birthdate: | 03-30 |
| Location: | Massachusetts, United States |
BioActual satisfied customers!
"Crittle is tall" -X
"Im Crittle, I used to have a crazy ass mohawk but then I shaved it off and scared the shit out of people. I'm a crazy rockabilly punk-ass mutha fucka." -Petra
"For the time that I've know Krytl, I've always wondered where he came from. He's got such original ideas... I mean, REAL original. Weird shit, sometimes. Not that that's a bad thing. I used to be a bit more passive than he, but now I believe he's become calmer... but not saner." -Piro
"Chris is easily one of the coolest, awesomest people I know. He knows some of the most random facts I have stored (or tried to) in my brain. He's an interesting fellow, and I don't know anyone who doesn't, or wouldn't like him. I suck at this sort of thing... Um.. He's a super cuddler, and easy to converse with. Bad memory, though, except about things that don't count a lot." -Mothra Saves
"Crittle is so hardcore that he vomits after punk shows. He is my whore. And even sumo wrestled a skin head! But I still think his mom is cooler." -Leen
"Crittle is a robot sent from the future to destory the minds of teenage girls and the elderly. You may not have noticed, but he's quite tall. Be careful when you play games with Crittle, as he is quite crafty. You may find yourself stripped of home, valuables, and family. He will own your life, if you let him." -Kate-O
"Crittle is an enigma shrink wrapped in shrink wrap. He is like a twinky. At first glance you say, "wow, cake!" then upon taking a bite, you relize he is filled with whipped cream. You cannot hurt a twinky, dont try." -Sam-Hawk
"Crittle is my unpaid therapist. He reads all about my dumb life and makes me feel better. He also has inserted his pictures on my picture site and has confused many of my friends. He is my hero." -Jettica
"Oh shit this is gonna be in dialect. Greetings good gentles! may hap you wonder of Ivish of Inew? Ivish is our Urban Wildlife Managment Assosiate. Or the rat catcher if you want to be a dick about it. slowly slipping out of dialect. chris is awsome. he is really fun to use as a chair. and he talks in an english accent way more than nessicary. he thinks hes cool because he wears ties. hes going to father my babies." -Mirage Dos
"Crittle is tall" -X
"Im Crittle, I used to have a crazy ass mohawk but then I shaved it off and scared the shit out of people. I'm a crazy rockabilly punk-ass mutha fucka." -Petra
"For the time that I've know Krytl, I've always wondered where he came from. He's got such original ideas... I mean, REAL original. Weird shit, sometimes. Not that that's a bad thing. I used to be a bit more passive than he, but now I believe he's become calmer... but not saner." -Piro
"Chris is easily one of the coolest, awesomest people I know. He knows some of the most random facts I have stored (or tried to) in my brain. He's an interesting fellow, and I don't know anyone who doesn't, or wouldn't like him. I suck at this sort of thing... Um.. He's a super cuddler, and easy to converse with. Bad memory, though, except about things that don't count a lot." -Mothra Saves
"Crittle is so hardcore that he vomits after punk shows. He is my whore. And even sumo wrestled a skin head! But I still think his mom is cooler." -Leen
"Crittle is a robot sent from the future to destory the minds of teenage girls and the elderly. You may not have noticed, but he's quite tall. Be careful when you play games with Crittle, as he is quite crafty. You may find yourself stripped of home, valuables, and family. He will own your life, if you let him." -Kate-O
"Crittle is an enigma shrink wrapped in shrink wrap. He is like a twinky. At first glance you say, "wow, cake!" then upon taking a bite, you relize he is filled with whipped cream. You cannot hurt a twinky, dont try." -Sam-Hawk
"Crittle is my unpaid therapist. He reads all about my dumb life and makes me feel better. He also has inserted his pictures on my picture site and has confused many of my friends. He is my hero." -Jettica
"Oh shit this is gonna be in dialect. Greetings good gentles! may hap you wonder of Ivish of Inew? Ivish is our Urban Wildlife Managment Assosiate. Or the rat catcher if you want to be a dick about it. slowly slipping out of dialect. chris is awsome. he is really fun to use as a chair. and he talks in an english accent way more than nessicary. he thinks hes cool because he wears ties. hes going to father my babies." -Mirage Dos
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